It So Often Happened To Me That

A Man's Jealousy Is A Social Institution; A Woman's Prostitution Is An Instinct.

Talent Is Often A Defect In Character.

A Woman Occasionally Is Quite A Serviceable Substitute For Masturbation.

The Heroes Of Obtrusiveness, People With Whom No Soldier Would Lie Down In The Trenches, Though He Has To Submit To Being Interviewed By Them, Break Into Recently Abandoned Royal Castles So That They Can Report, "we Got There First!" It Would Be Far Less Shameful To Be Paid For Committing Atrocities Than For Fabricating Them.

One's Need For Loneliness Is Not Satisfied If One Sits At A Table Alone. There Must Be Empty Chairs As Well.