Talent Is Often A Defect In Character.

Through My Satire I Make Little People So Big That Afterwards They Are Worthy Objects Of My Satire And No One Can Reproach Me Any Longer.

Most People Are Sick. But Only A Few Know That This Is Something They Can Be Proud Of. These Are The Psychoanalysts.

An Aphorism Is Never Exactly True; It Is Either A Half-truth Or One-and-a-half Truths.

Family Life Is An Encroachment On Private Life.

One Must Read All Writers Twice--the Good As Well As The Bad. The One Kind Will Be Recognized; The Other, Unmasked.