It`s Important To Know Where You`ve Come

I Was A Self-centered Bore. I Was Masochistic, And Only Thought I Was Happy. When I Woke Up And Said, "there Must Be Something Wrong With Me", I Grew Up. Because I Never Understood Myself, How Could I Hope To Understand Anyone Else? That's Why I Can Truly Say That Now I Can Give A Woman Love For The First Time In My Life, Because I Can Understand Her.

I Can't Bear To Hear A Woman Talk Baby Talk.

To Succeed With The Opposite Sex, Tell Her You're Impotent. She Can't Wait To Disprove It.

To Write An Autobiography, You've Got To Expose Other People. I Hope To Get Out Of This World As Gracefully As Possible, Without Embarrassing Anyone.

I Improve On Misquotation.