It`s Important To Know Where You`ve Come

Dying's Tough - But Not As Tough As Comedy.

We Should All Just Smell Well And Enjoy Ourselves More.

I Was A Self-centered Bore. I Was Masochistic, And Only Thought I Was Happy. When I Woke Up And Said, "there Must Be Something Wrong With Me", I Grew Up. Because I Never Understood Myself, How Could I Hope To Understand Anyone Else? That's Why I Can Truly Say That Now I Can Give A Woman Love For The First Time In My Life, Because I Can Understand Her.

It Is The Law Of Life That If You Are Kind To Someone You Feel Happy. If You Arecruel You Are Unhappy. And If You Hurt Someone, You Will Be Hurt Back.

To Succeed With The Opposite Sex, Tell Her You're Impotent. She Can't Wait To Disprove It.