I Was A Fat-headed Guy, Full Of

When I'm Married I Want To Be Single, And When I'm Single I Want To Be Married.

We Should All Just Smell Well And Enjoy Ourselves More.

It's Better To Buy One Good Pair Of Shoes Than Four Cheap Ones.

If You Want To Be An Actor, My Advice Is To Learn Your Lines And Don't Bump Into The Other Actors.

There's No Point In Being Unhappy About Growing Older. Just Think Of The Millions Who Have Been Denied The Privilege.