I Was A Fat-headed Guy, Full Of

There Are Only Seven Movie Stars In The World Whose Name Alone Will Induce American Bankers To Lend Money For Movie Productions, And The Only Woman On The List Is Ingrid Bergman.

I'm Prepared. I Have A Gun And I Know How To Shoot, And Whoever Comes Calling Without An Invitation Will Get It In The Rear End.

If You Want To Be An Actor, My Advice Is To Learn Your Lines And Don't Bump Into The Other Actors.

I Improve On Misquotation.

I Really Am A Happy, Amusing Fellow At Heart. Trouble Is I Seem The Only One Left.