It Is The Law Of Life That

I Was A Self-centered Bore. I Was Masochistic, And Only Thought I Was Happy. When I Woke Up And Said, "there Must Be Something Wrong With Me", I Grew Up. Because I Never Understood Myself, How Could I Hope To Understand Anyone Else? That's Why I Can Truly Say That Now I Can Give A Woman Love For The First Time In My Life, Because I Can Understand Her.

It's Better To Buy One Good Pair Of Shoes Than Four Cheap Ones.

...and There I Suddenly Found My Articulate Self In A Dazzling Land Of Smiling, Jostling People Wearing And Not Wearing All Sorts Of Costumes And Doing All Sorts Of Clever Things. And That's When I Knew! What Other Life Could There Be But That Of An Actor?

The Only Really Good Thing About Acting In Movies Is That There's No Heavy Lifting.

A Shot Of Brandy Can Save Your Life, But A Bottle Of Brandy Can Kill You.