I'm A Fatheaded Guy, Full Of Pain.

Sometimes Angels Rush In Where Fools Fear To Tread.

To Write An Autobiography, You've Got To Expose Other People. I Hope To Get Out Of This World As Gracefully As Possible, Without Embarrassing Anyone.

I Was A Self-centered Bore. I Was Masochistic, And Only Thought I Was Happy. When I Woke Up And Said, "there Must Be Something Wrong With Me", I Grew Up. Because I Never Understood Myself, How Could I Hope To Understand Anyone Else? That's Why I Can Truly Say That Now I Can Give A Woman Love For The First Time In My Life, Because I Can Understand Her.

One Pretends To Do Something, Or Copy Someone Or Some Teacher, Until It Can Be Done Confidently And Easily In What Becomes One's Own Style

To Succeed With The Opposite Sex, Tell Her You're Impotent. She Can't Wait To Disprove It.