I'm A Fatheaded Guy, Full Of Pain.

It`s Important To Know Where You`ve Come From So That You Can Know Where You`re Going. I Probably Chose My Profession Because I Was Seeking Approval, Adulation, Admiration And Affection.

I Suppose You Might Call Me The Sophisticated Type. I Like To Act With Dialogue. Not With Grunts.

To Succeed With The Opposite Sex, Tell Her You're Impotent. She Can't Wait To Disprove It.

I Really Am A Happy, Amusing Fellow At Heart. Trouble Is I Seem The Only One Left.

I Have No Plans To Write An Autobiography, I Will Leave That To Others. I'm Sure They Will Turn Me Into A Homosexual Or A Nazi Spy Or Something Else.