It May Be An Old Cliche, But

All Kids Love To Get Dirty, But If I Wandered Into The Garage, My Father Would Say: 'son, You're Not Going To Have Filthy Hands Like Mine. You're Going Into Show Business.'

If I Go Out One Night, I Must Stay In The Next. It's The Same With My Golf. If I Play One Day, I Don't Play The Next. I Try To Pace Myself.

When I Married Wilnelia, One Of The First Things I Wanted To Know About Puerto Rico Was The Quality Of The Golf Courses.

If I Couldn't Move, I Don't Know What I Would Do. That Would Be Terrifying For Me; I Don't Know How I'd Cope With That.

It Could Still Be A Good Night If You Play Your Cards Right.