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I Love Getting On You Tube To Look At The Old Comics. I Am In My Element Seeing Guys Like Jack Benny And Phil Silvers Give Interviews.

It's Important For A Dancer To Wear Very Tight Underpants. I Used To Feel A Bit Exposed If I Wasn't Being Held Up In The Right Place.

When A Performer Doesn't Get Nervous, That Is When You Have To Give Up.

When I Married Wilnelia, One Of The First Things I Wanted To Know About Puerto Rico Was The Quality Of The Golf Courses.

That Mick Jagger, I Feel Sorry For Him. After All These Years He Still Can't Get No Satisfaction.