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When A Performer Doesn't Get Nervous, That Is When You Have To Give Up.

I Hate The Term 'arm Candy.' But, Look, A Woman's Figure Is A Beautiful Thing, And If She Has Shapely Legs, Then She Should Show Them Off, Because Men Love To See That. Not Just Heterosexual Men - Gay Men Like To See A Woman In Her Beauty And The Shape Of Her.

If I Go Out One Night, I Must Stay In The Next. It's The Same With My Golf. If I Play One Day, I Don't Play The Next. I Try To Pace Myself.

When You've Been Brought Up In Variety, I Think Timing Is Always Important In Your Life. If I'm Ever Late For Anything, Whether It's Personal Or Business, I Always Apologise. 'i'm Sorry I'm Late,' And All That. And If Somebody Is Late Meeting Me, I Expect Them To Say 'i'm Sorry I'm Late.' It's Just, Shall We Say, Showbiz Etiquette Of My Day.

I'm The Leader Of The Pack, Which Makes Me Such A Lucky Jack, For Openers, Here's A Pair Of Cuties, Here's My Darling Dealing Beauties.