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Ambition Can Take The Place Of Everything - Even Sex.

I Have No Plans To Rock Myself To Sleep In My Bath Chair Yet.

When I Married Wilnelia, One Of The First Things I Wanted To Know About Puerto Rico Was The Quality Of The Golf Courses.

Golf Is Hugely Important, As It Keeps Me Going.

When I Was In The Business As A Young Performer, It Was A Recognised Fact That When You Got To 60 You Were Out, Because There'd Be A New Crop Of Comics Coming Up All The Time, Every 10 Years Or So.