I Read A Lot When I'm Away.

When I Married Wilnelia, One Of The First Things I Wanted To Know About Puerto Rico Was The Quality Of The Golf Courses.

If I Go Out One Night, I Must Stay In The Next. It's The Same With My Golf. If I Play One Day, I Don't Play The Next. I Try To Pace Myself.

It Could Still Be A Good Night If You Play Your Cards Right.

When I Was In The Business As A Young Performer, It Was A Recognised Fact That When You Got To 60 You Were Out, Because There'd Be A New Crop Of Comics Coming Up All The Time, Every 10 Years Or So.

Just Doing Any Kind Of Work - Even An Interview For Breakfast Television - Makes Me Feel Happy.