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Little Did I Know That There's Nothing More Competitive In The World Than A Professional Ballroom Dancer. They Are As Competitive As Olympic Athletes.

Goodness, That Simon Cowell Is A Sensitive Soul.

It's Sad When You See Most Of Your Friends In The Business Gone, Like Tommy Cooper, Frankie Howard, Eric Morecambe, Roy Castle, Les Dawson. They Were Very Dear To Me. You No Longer Have The Chance To Bump Into Them At A Celebrity Do.

I'm The Leader Of The Pack, Which Makes Me Such A Lucky Jack, For Openers, Here's A Pair Of Cuties, Here's My Darling Dealing Beauties.

When You've Been Brought Up In Variety, I Think Timing Is Always Important In Your Life. If I'm Ever Late For Anything, Whether It's Personal Or Business, I Always Apologise. 'i'm Sorry I'm Late,' And All That. And If Somebody Is Late Meeting Me, I Expect Them To Say 'i'm Sorry I'm Late.' It's Just, Shall We Say, Showbiz Etiquette Of My Day.