Being A Child At Home Alone In

If God Had Meant Us To Walk Around Naked, He Would Never Have Invented The Wicker Chair.

I'm On A Diet As My Skin Doesn't Fit Me Anymore.

My Idea Of 'roughing It' Is When You Have To Have An Extension For Your Electric Blanket.

I Love My Mother For All The Times She Said Absolutely Nothing.... Thinking Back On It All, It Must Have Been The Most Difficult Part Of Mothering She Ever Had To Do: Knowing The Outcome, Yet Feeling She Had No Right To Keep Me From Charting My Own Path. I Thank Her For All Her Virtues, But Mostly For Never Once Having Said, "i Told You So.

Housework, If You Do It Right, Will Kill You.