I'm On A Diet As My Skin

When You Look Like Your Passport Photo, It's Time To Go Home.

Having A Delivery Covered By Medicare Just Isn't Going To Fly. It's Too Risky For A Woman To Put A Baby Down And Not Remember Where She Left It.

I Was Too Old For A Paper Route, Too Young For Social Security And Too Tired For An Affair.

If Life Is A Bowl Of Cherries, What Am I Doing In The Pits?

I Would Have Invited Friends Over To Dinner Even If The Carpet Was Stained, Or The Sofa Faded.