Housework, If You Do It Right, Will

Not Everyone Is Comfortable With The Kissing Ritual. My Husband Is One Of Them. Her Refuses To Press Lips With Anyone Except His Wife, Mother, And Dog. If Someone Wanted To Give Him Mouth-to-mouth Resuscitation, He Would Refuse Until He Had Been Formally Introduced.

My Son Did Not Show Signs Of A Money Deficiency Until He Opened His Small Fist In The Nursery And Found It Was Empty.

A Friend Will Tell You She Saw Your Old Boyfriend - And He's A Priest.

Crocodiles Have A Smile I've Seen On The Face Of Every Lawyer I've Ever Met.

The Term 'working Mother' Is Redundant.