If God Had Meant Us To Walk

Never Go To Your High School Reunion Pregnant Or They Will Think That Is All You Have Done Since You Graduated.

Let Me Put It This Way. According To My Girth, I Should Be A Ninety-foot Redwood.

I Originate From A Family Where Sauce Is Viewed As A Refreshment.

House Guests Should Be Regarded As Perishables: Leave Them Out Too Long And They Go Bad.

Men Who Have A Thirty-six-tele Vised-football- Games-a- Week-habit Should Be Declared Legally Dead And Their Estates Probated.