It Is Horrid To Smirk.

I Will Not Get Upset Over Men, But Instead Be Poised And Cool Ice-queen.

Though With Bridget Jones's Baby: The Diaries, I'd Like To Make It Clear That I Did Not Ever Get Pregnant By Two Men.

I Tend To Take [ To Bridget Jones Diaries] Something That Nearly Happened, Or Might Have Happened, And Then Exaggerate It To Make It Funny And To Make It Tie Into The Themes.

Eventually, I Manage To Cheer Mum Up By Allowing Her To Go Through My Wardrobe And Criticize All My Clothes.

Oh God. Valentine's Day Tomorrow. Why? Why? Why Is (the) Entire World Geared To Make People Not Involved In Romance Feel Stupid When Everyone Knows Romance Does Not Work Anyway. Look At (the) Royal Family. Look At Mum And Dad.