It Is Horrid To Smirk.

If The Stories Don't Come From The Inside Out, Then Bridget [jones] Is Not Being True To Herself And It's Very Important To Me That She Stays That Way.

Tom Has A Theory That Homosexuals And Single Women In Their Thirties Have Natural Bonding: Both Being Accustomed To Disappointing Their Parents And Being Treated As Freaks By Society.

I Come From Yorkshire In England Where We Like To Eat Chip Sandwiches - White Bread, Butter, Tomato Ketchup And Big Fat French Fries Cooked In Beef Dripping.

I Got Into My Usual Obsessive Writing Frenzy, Using All The Material I'd Worked On For So Long And Crafting It Into A Little Novel [bridget Jones's Baby: The Diaries].

Oh, God, I'm So Lonely. An Entire Weekend Streching Ahead With No One To Love Or Have Fun With. Anyway, I Don't Care. I've Got A Lovely Steamed Ginger Pudding From M&s To Put In The Microwave.