In The End There Is Nothing More

Bridget Jones' Baby, At Heart Is About The Gap Between How You Expect Life To Turn Out And How It Actually Does.

I Will Not Get Upset Over Men, But Instead Be Poised And Cool Ice-queen.

Oh God. Valentine's Day Tomorrow. Why? Why? Why Is (the) Entire World Geared To Make People Not Involved In Romance Feel Stupid When Everyone Knows Romance Does Not Work Anyway. Look At (the) Royal Family. Look At Mum And Dad.

Dieting On New Year's Day Isn't A Good Idea As You Can't Eat Rationally But Really Need To Be Free To Consume Whatever Is Necessary, Moment By Moment, In Order To Ease Your Hangover. I Think It Would Be Much More Sensible If Resolutions Began Generally On January The Second.

Can Officially Confirm That The Way To A Man's Heart These Days Is Not Through Beauty, Food, Sex, Or Alluringness Of Character, But Merely The Ability To Seem Not Very Interested In Him.