It All Started With A Badly Timed

I'm A Traveling Practical Joker. That's My Line Of Work.

You Know, In The 1970's, When I Was In High School, I Belonged To A Band Called The Happy Funk Band. Until An Unfortunate Typo Caused Us To Be Expelled From School.

And If That Isnt The Truth, It Would Be A Lie.

There's Many Times This Year I've Sat Back And Thought, I'm Making A Living From Making Things Up. It's The Only Skill I Have So I've Been Really Lucky.

I Don't Want To Get All Lefty, But If We Took The Defence Budgets From Around The World, We Could End Hunger Everywhere. I Would Hope That All The World's Leaders Are Thinking About Poverty. Get To Work. Do Something. This Is Something That's Going To Be With Us Forever.