Ladies And Gentlemen Of The Jury. It's

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For As Long As I Can Remember, I've Had Memories.

There Are So Many Things I'd Like To Change In The Industry. Everything From The Reliance Of Style Over Substance To Their Reluctance To Hire Me For Big Budget Blockbusters, But The Thing I Would Love Most Would Be If They Understood People Don't Have To Be Hollywood Beautiful To Be Sexy Or Interesting.

Well, It Seems All The Fish In The Rivers Are Dying. Could This Be An Act Of Cod?

What If Hamsters Fought In The American Revolution?