It Ain't What They Call You, It's

The Funniest Thing A Comedian Can Do Is Not Do It.

Prayers Never Bring Anything... They May Bring Solace To The Sap, The Bigot, The Ignorant, The Aboriginal, And The Lazy - But To The Enlightened It Is The Same As Asking Santa Claus To Bring You Something For Xmas

My Heart Is A Bargain Today. Will You Take It?

If It Does Not Work The First Time, Try, Try Again. Then Quit. No Need To Be An Idiot.

I Have A Poor Memory For Names; But I Seldom Remember A Face.