I'd Take A Bromo, But I Can't

So Long As The Presence Of Death Lurks With Anyone Who Goes Through The Simple Act Of Swallowing, I Will Make Mine Whiskey.

Some Things Are Better Than Sex, And Some Are Worse, But There's Nothing Exactly Like It.

This Job Will Drive Me To Drink, And For That Reason, I Will Be Eternally Grateful.

There Are Better Things Than Sex, But Nothing Quite Like It.

Reality Is An Illusion That Occurs Due To The Lack Of Alcohol.