I'd Take A Bromo, But I Can't

Was I In Here Last Night And Did I Spend A $20 Bill? Oh, Thank Goodness... I Thought I'd Lost It.

I Can Do Anything I Want To Do!

If I Ever Found A Church That Didn't Believe In Knocking All The Other Churches, I Might Consider Joining It.

Comedy Is Merely Tragedy Happening To Someone Else.

Say Anything That You Like About Me Except That I Drink Water.