I'd Take A Bromo, But I Can't

Indeed, Moderation Is My Middle Name (though I Do Not Often Use It In Signing Legal Documents)

The First Thing Any Comedian Does On Getting An Unscheduled Laugh Is To Verify The State Of His .

No One Likes The Fellow Who Is All Rogue, But We'll Forgive Him Almost Anything If There Is Warmth Of Human Sympathy Underneath His Rogueries. The Immortal Types Of Comedy Are Just Such Men.

Bert Williams Was The Funniest Man I Ever Saw And The Saddest Man I Ever Knew.

There Are Only Two Real Ways To Get Ahead Today - Sell Liquor Or Drink It.