I'd Take A Bromo, But I Can't

I Don't Drink Water. Have You Seen The Way It Rusts Pipes?

I Always Keep A Supply Of Stimulant Handy In Case I See A Snake, Which I Also Keep Handy.

I Was Almost Put Out Of Business By A Well-meaning Corpse.

I'm Searching For Loopholes.

Philadelphia, Wonderful Town, Spent A Week There One Night