I'd Take A Bromo, But I Can't

Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's House Unless They Have A Well-stocked Bar.

My Main Ambition As A Gardener Is To Water My Orange Trees With Gin, Then All I Have To Do Is Squeeze The Juice Into A Glass.

The Clever Cat Eats Cheese And Breathes Down Rat Holes With Baited Breath.

There Are Better Things Than Sex, But Nothing Quite Like It.

I Have Been Advised By The Best Medical Authority, At My Age, Not To Attempt To Give Up Alcohol.