I'd Take A Bromo, But I Can't

Never Cry Over Spilt Milk, Because It May Have Been Poisoned.

I Ad Lib Most Of My Dialogue. If I Did Remember My Lines, It Would Be Too Bad For Me.

It Was A Marriage Of Convenience, As My Father Had A Blister On His Big Toe And Couldn't Travel Far To Find A Girl.

I Never Worry About Being Driven To Drink; I Just Worry About Being Driven Home.

After Two Days In The Hospital, I Turn To The Nurse.