It Ain't Like We're Curing Cancer Or

Thank God For Jerry Springer's Show. I Thought Only Black Folks Were That Screwed Up Until I Watched Jerry Springer.

You Know What I Always Say About Basketball Whenever Anybody Tried To Tell Me The Knicks Are Gonna Be Good: They're Old. Old People Don't Get Healthy. They Die.

Yeah, I Regret We Weren't On A Higher Floor.

This Place? Nothing Positive. Ok, I Want To Say Something Positive. It's Positively A Dump.

If Michael Jordan Was A Damn Plumber, He Couldn't Get A Date. Any Guy Got $500 Million Looks Good.