Islands In The Streams, That Is What

In The Early Days, Porter Wagoner Would Not Exactly Scold Me, But He's Say, 'you're Writing Too Many Damn Verses. You're Makin' These Songs Too Damn Long.' And I'd Say, 'yeah, But I'm Tellin' A Story. I Have A Story To Tell.' And He'd Say, 'well, You're Not Going To Get It On The Radio.' If I Start Writing A Song, I'm Writing It For A Reason. People Would Say That I Had To Have Two Verses, And A Chorus, And A Bridge. I Tried To Learn That Formula.

I Can Write A Song In About An Hour If It's A Simple Country Song.

I Do Have Big Tits. Always Had 'em - Pushed 'em Up, Whacked 'em Around. Why Not Make Fun Of 'em? I've Made A Fortune With 'em.

Jump Out Of Bed And I Stumble To The Kitchen, Pour Myself A Cup Of Ambition And Yawn And Stretch And Try To Come Alive.

I Really Learned To Sing In Church, I Think, Really With Emotion.