My Husband And I Had To Raise

[on Growing Up In A Large Family With Little Money:] ... To Take A Bath ... We Just Had A Pan Of Water And We'd Wash Down As Far As Possible, And We'd Wash Up As Far As Possible. Then, When Somebody'd Clear The Room, We'd Wash Possible.

If You Talk Bad About Country Music, It's Like Saying Bad Things About My Momma. Them's Fightin' Words.

'9 To 5 The Musical' Is Perfect For Anyone That's Ever Wanted To String Up Their Boss, Which Is Almost All Of Us.

I'm Easy To Look Like, So There Are Lots And Lots Of Dolly Look-alikes.

For Some Reason, I Have Better Luck When I Work With Women. I Guess I Have A Good Sense Of Sisterhood.