When Someone Shows You Their True Colors,

[on Being Overweight:] If I Tried To Haul Ass, I Would Have To Make Two Trips.

My Mistakes Are No Worse Than Yours.

I'm In Showbiz. I Look At My Boobs Like They're Show Horses Or Show Dogs. You've Got To Keep Them Groomed.

I'll Be Wearing My High Heels, Even If I'm Up To My Knees In Mud

I Think That All Creative People Are A Little Bit Nuts.