A Cigar Is As Good As Memories

My Parents Thought, 'oh, My God! What's Wrong With Him? He's Possessed Or Something.' All Of A Sudden, I Stood Up And Started Saying My Lines. From Then On, That Was It. I Knew There Was Something Special About The Theater For Me, Something Beyond The Regular Reality, Something That I Could Get Into And Transcend And Become Something Other Than Myself.

You Have To Have The Right Atmosphere, Really Be In The Right Mood To Really Fully Enjoy A Cohiba.

There Are Two Things Worth Living For, One Is A Good Cigar, The Other Is A Better One.

There Are 38,000 People Dying Of Hunger Each Day And Most Are Children. And, Being A Celebrity, I Communicate About It As Much As I Can.

Why Pay $100 On A Therapy Session When You Can Spend $25 On A Cigar? Whatever It Is Will Come Back; So What, Smoke Another One.