In The Arithmetic Of Love, One Plus

A Doctor Recently Described To Me "benign Positional Vertigo": It Means You Get Dizzy In Certain Positions, But You Can Get Over It Without Necessarily Changing The Position. Change "vertigo" To "anxiety," And You've Summed Up The Neurotic's Plight.

If Only We Could Be Old And Sick While We're Still Young And Healthy Enough To Put Up With It!

Puritans Will Never Believe It, But Life Is Full Of Disagreeable Things That Aren't Even Good For You.

The Neurotic Thinks Himself Both Hamlet And Claudius, In A World That Belongs To Polonius.

I Wish I'd Said It First, And I Don't Even Know Who Did: The Only Problems That Money Can Solve Are Money Problems.