We Cough Because We Can't Help It,

Age Is A Slowing Down Of Everything Except Fear.

The Neurotic Is Always Half-drowning In Anxiety, And Always Being Half-rescued.

When We Discuss Those We Love With Those Who Do Not Love Them, The End Of Love Is Near.

No Matter How Many Christmas Presents You Give Your Child, There's Always That Terrible Moment When He's Opened The Very Last One. That's When He Expects You To Say, 'oh Yes, I Almost Forgot,' And Take Him Out And Show Him The Pony.

The Chief Reason For Drinking Is The Desire To Behave In A Certain Way, And To Be Able To Blame It On Alcohol.