The Next Voice You Hear Will Undoubtedly

Forget About Calories - Everything Makes Thin People Thinner, And Fat People Fatter.

Women Flirt To Keep Their Stock High, Men To Get Somewhere.

When Their Children Fail To Charm Others, Few Parents Can Stay Neutral.

Neurosis Is No Worse Than A Bad Cold; You Ache All Over, And It's Made You A Mess, But You Won't Die From It.

Most Sermons Sound To Me Like Commercials - But I Can't Make Out Whether God Is The Sponsor Or The Product.