The Next Voice You Hear Will Undoubtedly

Nostalgia For What We Have Lost Is More Bearable Than Nostalgia For What We Have Never Had, For The First Involves Knowledge And Pleasure, The Second Only Ignorance And Pain.

Happiness Is Like The Penny Candy Of Our Youth: We Got A Lot More For Our Money Back When We Had No Money.

It's Terrifying To See Someone Inside Of Whom A Vital Spring Seems To Have Been Broken. It's Particularly Terrifying To See Him In Your Mirror.

Neurotics Have Plenty Of Non-neurotic Friends, But Not For Long.

Forget About Calories - Everything Makes Thin People Thinner, And Fat People Fatter.