Nobody Knows The Trouble We've Seen-but We

Love Is Often Gentle, Desire Always A Rage.

The First Two Days Of A Vacation Are Endless; Then It Flies.

Women Go To Beauty Parlors For The Unmussed Look Men Hate.

It Took Man Thousands Of Years To Put Words Down On Paper, And His Lawyers Still Wish He Wouldn't.

A Woman Telling Her True Age Is Like A Buyer Confiding His Final Price To An Armenian Rug Dealer.