I Fed My Ego, But Not My

In Russia We Only Had Two Tv Channels. Channel One Was Propaganda. Channel Two Consisted Of A Kgb Officer Telling You: Turn Back At Once To Channel One.

In America, You Assassinate President. In Soviet Russia, President Assassinate You!

In Russia, If A Male Athelete Loses He Becomes A Female Athelete.

In Soviet Russia, Party Always Finds You!

In America, You Drive Car. In Soviet Russia, Car Drive You!