I Fed My Ego, But Not My

I Was A Comedian In Russia, And I Worked On The Cruise Ships There. I Met A Lot Of Americans, And They Were Laughing Even Though I Didn't Speak Their Language.

In Russia, If A Male Athelete Loses He Becomes A Female Athelete.

Never Having Alone Time Is Real Tough On People.

In America, You Assassinate President. In Soviet Russia, President Assassinate You!

In America, Your Job Determines Your Marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx Determine Your Job!