In Romance, As In Life, You Only

They Say Such Nice Things About People At Their Funerals That It Makes Me Sad That I'm Going To Miss Mine By Just A Few Days.

Why Is Divorce So Expensive? Because It's Worth It!

There Is Almost No Marital Problem That Can't Be Helped Enormously By Taking Off Your Clothes.

Men Peak At Age Nineteen And Go Downhill.

The Problem With Paradise Is That It's Temporary: You Don't Belong Here And The Neighbors Are Nobody You Care To Know, So It's Only Blissful For A Week Or So.