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A Minister Has To Be Able To Read A Clock. At Noon, It's Time To Go Home And Turn Up The Pot Roast And Get The Peas Out Of The Freezer.

I Usually Don't Work With Other People; I Do The Whole Show Myself.

An Interesting Thing About New York City Is That The Subways Run Through The Sewers.

Evelyn Was An Insomniac So When They Say She Died In Her Sleep, You Have To Question That.

When The New Yorker Turned Down Work, They Turned It Down In Such An Elaborately Gentlemanly Way Making Apologies For Their Own Shortsightedness. Undoubtedly It Was Their Fault But Somehow For Some Reason This Fell Short Of The Remarkably High Standard That You By Your Own Work Have Set For Yourself. They Had A Way Of Rejecting My Work That Made Me Feel Sorry For Them Somehow.