In Our Racist, Sexist Society, Christmas Is

If You're An Independent, You Don't Get On Tv. And In The Rare Instances That You Do Get On, You Get A Fraction Of What That Very Same Movie Would Get If It Came In Through Fox Or Viacom.

I Didn't Even Know What A Film Director Was. To Me, Charlie Chaplin Was A Goofy Clown, And John Ford - What? Never Heard Of Him.

I Majored In Chinese Studies. I'm Probably The Only Director Of Chicken Indian Zombie Movies Who Can Speak Pretty Good Mandarin.

The Thing I Find About The Movie Industry Is That 99 Percent Of The People Are Absolute Scum. They're Horrible People, They Really Are. Very Nasty Killer Rabbits Who Hate Movies. But The Other 1 Percent Are Really The Greatest, Most Wonderful People In The World.

The First Time I Took Acid, I Made The Decision That I Would Stay In New York And Find An Independent Film Company To Get A Job With.