Being A Gay Married Man, I Love

It's A Lonely World, Being Independent, And They Can Come Away With The Idea That If Lloyd Kaufman Can Make Movies With People Getting Their Heads Squashed, With Hard-bodied Lesbians, Women Masturbating With Pickles, Graphic Diarrhea, And Singing And Dancing Chicken Zombies - If He Can Do That For 40 Years And Put His Kids Through Yale, Columbia, And Duke - If That Idiot Can Do It, Anybody Can Do It.

I Like Fat People More Then I Like Thin People, Things Are Always A Lot More Funnier When They Happen To Fat People.

My Roommate At Yale University Introduced Me To The Auteur Theory Of Filmmaking. I Soon Became A Big Fan Of The Works Of John Ford, Kenji Mizoguchi, Ernst Lubitsch, And Stan Brakhage. I Then Decided To Make My Own Films!

I Didn't Even Know What A Film Director Was. To Me, Charlie Chaplin Was A Goofy Clown, And John Ford - What? Never Heard Of Him.

There Is No Way I Could Have Ever Dared To Make A Documentary, Much Less Have The Money To Make A Documentary, If It Was On 16mm. But, With The Magic Of Digital.