Being A Gay Married Man, I Love

The Person Who Goes To The Troma Movie Knows That He Or She May Love The Troma Movie Or, He Or She May Hate The Troma Movie; But The Movie Goer Knows That He Or She Will Never Forget The Troma Movie.

I Didn't Even Know What A Film Director Was. To Me, Charlie Chaplin Was A Goofy Clown, And John Ford - What? Never Heard Of Him.

Being A Gay Married Man, I Love Broadway Musicals.

I'm From The '60s, But No One Has Ever Accused Me Of Being A Hippie. I Never Had Much Interest In The Woodstock Crowd, Which Partied To Change The World, While Real People Were Starving To Death In Africa.

If Someone Offered Me A Hundred Million Dollars To Make A Movie? I Would First Remind Him That There Are 850 Million People In The World Who Don't Have Enough To Eat.