In Love, First Please The Eye, Then

All My Life's About Is Cracking Up People And Them Cracking Me Up And Trying Not To Think About Dying. That Doesn't Cost Very Much Money.

It Is The Folly Of Weak-minded People, To Imagine They Are What Flattery Or Conceit Represents Them; And That It Is Useless For Them To Be What They Are Not, Since They Seem Already To Have Acquired The Reputation Of It.

Most Men Appear Wiser In Their Doubts Than In Their Belief.

Though You May Be Last To Discover Your Follies, Be Always First To Correct Them.

The Vanity Of Being Asked Advice Often Makes Us Confirm The Opinion Of Those That Consult Us.