All My Life's About Is Cracking Up

Chastity Is Oftener Owing To Diffidence And Shame, Than To Fortitude Of Reason Or Virtue.

If It Wasn't So Pointless And Ridiculous, It Would Be More Humiliating. Also, If There [hollywood] Weren't So Many People As Bad As Myself - Equally Untalented People - It Would Be Even More Humiliating.

I Just Got Back From New York. You Ever Been There? There Was A Big Gay Parade Going On There When I Was There, And I Never Been To One Of Them, And I Like A Parade. I Always Like A Parade. So, I Go There, And It Turns Out, It's Just A Bunch Of Gay Guys.

He That Searches For Praise Will Often Find Contempt.

Kenny G Has A Christmas Album Out This Year. Hey, Happy Birthday Jesus! Hope You Like Crap!