In Life, People Sometimes Make Rotten Deals.

My Sight Is Bad, My Hearing Is Bad, I Feel Bad, But I Don't Suffer, I Don't Complain.

Always Keep Your Smile. That's How I Explain My Long Life.

[on Being The Oldest Living Human Being:] God Must Have Forgotten Me.

Excuse Me If I'm Clinging On To Life, But My Parents Wove Me From Tight Thread.

He Who Hugs Too Much, Hugs Badly!