In Life, People Sometimes Make Rotten Deals.

When I'm Laid In My Coffin, I Want You To Put A Picture Of My Grandchild To The Right Of Me And And A Picture Of My Daughter To My Left. That Way They Will Be Buried With Me.

I Wait For Death And Journalists.

I Only Have One Wrinkle And I'm Sitting On It.

[on Being The Oldest Living Human Being:] God Must Have Forgotten Me.

I'm Interested In Everthing But Passionate About Nothing.