I Love A Finished Speaker, I Really,

There Is Some Consolation In The Fact That, Even Though Your Dreams Don't Come True, Neither Do Your Nightmares.

That Money Talks, I'll Not Deny, I Heard It Once: It Said, 'goodbye'.

"do You Want My Honest Opinion?" People Ask. I Say, "yes," For I'm Curious. So They Give Me Their Honest Opinion, And I - Well, I'm Always Furious.

Some Golfers Blast Their Ball From Traps, With One Adroit Explosion, But Others, Out In Ten Perhaps, Depend Upon Erosion.

Some People Can Carry A Tune, But They Seem To Stagger Under The Load.