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I Hear That Whenever Someone In The White House Tells A Lie, Nixon Gets A Royalty.

The Hollywood Tradition I Like Best Is Called Sucking Up To The Stars.

We Resort, Frankly, To Pies, Which Is A Comedy Staple That's Gone Back, I Guess, To Since The First Pie Was Ever Baked.

There Are Very Few Japanese Jews. As A Result, There Is No Japanese Word For Alan King.

Pie Throwing Is Kind Of A Lost Art, And Although It May Be A Rather Rudimentary, Burlesque Humor, There's Something Inherently Funny About Taking A Pie In The Face, Under The Right Conditions.