Nancy Reagan Fell Down And Broke Her

When A Comic Becomes Enamored With His Own Views And Foists Them Off On The Public In A Polemic Way, He Loses Not Only His Sense Of Humor But His Value As A Humorist.

Happiness Is Having A Rare Steak, A Bottle Of Whiskey, And A Dog To Eat The Rare Steak.

If You're Happy In What You're Doing, You'll Like Yourself, You'll Have Inner Peace.

Find Me Any Performer Anywhere Who Isn't Egocentric. You'd Better Believe You're Good, Or You've Got No Business Being Out There.

Having Money Gives Me The Freedom To Worry About The Things That Really Matter.