Nancy Reagan Fell Down And Broke Her

Like Their Parents, Kids Flock To See James Bond And Derek Flint Movies - Outrageously Antiheroic Heroes Who Break All The Taboos, Making Attractive The Very Things The Kids Are Told They Shouldn't Do Themselves.

In 1932, Lame Duck President Herbert Hoover Was So Desperate To Remain In The White House That He Dressed Up As Eleanor Roosevelt. When Fdr Discovered The Hoax In 1936, The Two Men Decided To Stay Together For The Sake Of The Children.

If Variety Is The Spice Of Life, Marriage Is The Big Can Of Leftover Spam.

I Don't Run With Anybody's Herd. I Don't Like Crowds. I Don't Like Going To Fancy Places. I Don't Like The Whole Nightclub Scene. Cocktail Parties Drive Me Mad. So I Do My Job And I Stay Away From The Rest Of It.

I'm An Entertainer, Not A Commentator. If You're A Comedian Your Job Is To Make People Laugh.