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If Variety Is The Spice Of Life, Marriage Is The Big Can Of Leftover Spam.
-Johnny Carson
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If Variety Is The Spice Of Life,
Johnny Carson
If Variety Is The Spice Of Life, Marriage Is The Big Can Of Leftover Spam.
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