If Variety Is The Spice Of Life,

My Success Just Evolved From Working Hard At The Business At Hand Each Day.

Democracy Is Welcoming People From Other Lands, And Giving Them Something To Hold Onto. Usually A Mop Or A Leaf Blower.

The Worst Gift Is A Fruitcake. There Is Only One Fruitcake In The Entire World, And People Keep Sending It To Each Other.

I Was So Naive As A Kid I Used To Sneak Behind The Barn And Do Nothing.

I Work Because I Enjoy What I'm Doing, And The Fact That I Make Money At It - Big Money - Is A Fine-and-dandy Side Fact.