If Variety Is The Spice Of Life,

Did You Know Richard Nixon Is The Only President Whose Formal Portrait Was Painted By A Police Sketch Artist?

A Two-pound Turkey And A Fifty-pound Cranberry-that's Thanksgiving Dinner At Three Mile Island.

Believe Me, You Don't Walk Away From The Kind Of Money You Make With A Daily Television Show. You Might Get Awful Tired Of It Sometimes, But Take A Second Look At The Check And You Get Less Tired Right Away.

They Say Atomic Rad-i-ation Can Hurt Your Reproductive Organs. My Answer Is, So Can A Hockey Stick. But We Don't Stop Building Them.

Talking About Sexual Morality, I Wouldn't Agree That It's Declining, But It's Certainly Changing. Young And Old, We Are Very Much In The Process Of Taking A Fresh Look At The Whole Issue Of Morality. The Only Decline That's Taking Place - And It's About Time - Is In The Old Puritanical Concept That Sex Is Equated With Sin.