If Variety Is The Spice Of Life,

Happiness Is Sitting Down To Watch Some Slides Of Your Neighbor's Vacation And Finding Out That He Spent Two Weeks In A Nudist Colony.

You Become Successful, The Way I See It, Only If You're Good Enough To Deliver What The Public Enjoys. If You're Not, You Won't Have Any Audience; So The Performer Really Has More To Do With His Success Than The Public Does.

If You're Happy In What You're Doing, You'll Like Yourself, You'll Have Inner Peace.

Find Me Any Performer Anywhere Who Isn't Egocentric. You'd Better Believe You're Good, Or You've Got No Business Being Out There.

If God Didn't Want Man To Hunt, He Wouldn't Have Given Us Plaid Shirts.