In High School I Wanted To Be

I Go To Sleep Thinking About My Kids Being Spoiled And I Wake Up Thinking About It.

Eat Turkey All Night Long, 50 Million Elvis Fans Can't Be Wrong.

Having A Kid Is Great... As Long As His Eyes Are Closed And He's Not Moving Or Speaking.

I Never Had A Speech From My Father 'this Is What You Must Do Or Shouldn't Do' But I Just Learned To Be Led By Example. My Father Wasn't Perfect.

Sitting In A Room Being Forced To Listen To 'the Chanukah Song' Over And Over." [on His Idea Of Hell]