In High School I Wanted To Be

I Think I'm Playing Grown Up Because I Have Kids Now. But I Don't Feel Grown Up Yet.

I Still Like Some Of The Stuff, Skateboarding. Just Stupid Things.

Well I Have A Microphone And You Don't So You Will Listen To Every Damn Word I Have To Say!

If It's Something I Feel I Can Do Alright, I Like Being In Those, And Some That I Think Rob Schneider And David Spade Would Be Funnier At Than Me, I Tell Them To Do It. I Don't Have Any Clue How We Decide. There's This Thing, This "click", Actually, One Of My Friends Called Me Up, My Partner Told Me About This Idea That Steve Koren Had. Steve Koren, By The Way, The Guy Who Wrote It With Mark O'keefe, Steve Koren I've Known Since I Was 22. He Was A Page At Saturday Night Live.

Paul Newman's Half Jewishand Florence Henderson's Half, Tooput Them Together,what A Fine Looking Jew!