In High School I Wanted To Be

Wrap The Turkey Up In Aluminum Foil My Brother Likes To Masturbate With Baby Oil.

I Wish I Was A Better Athlete. That Would Have Been A Little Cooler, Being A Great Boxer And Walking Into A Room And Going: "i Can Knock Everybody Out!" That's A Good Feeling.

I Like Sitting And Writing With My Buddies.

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I Don't Laugh At Me. I Used To. I Used To Get The Giggles When I'd See Myself. But Now, I See Myself Onscreen, And I Sure Don't Laugh.