In High School I Wanted To Be

Wasted Is When You Have A Hankering For Ice Cream.

In One Day, I Have Times Where I'm Feeling Great, I Feel Like I Love My Life, And Then 2:30 Rolls Around And I'm The Angriest Man Alive. My Wife Sees It.

I Never Had A Speech From My Father 'this Is What You Must Do Or Shouldn't Do' But I Just Learned To Be Led By Example. My Father Wasn't Perfect.

I'm Filthy Rich! It's Good To Be Adam Sandler!

When I Take My Kid To School, All The Parents Stop And Stare.