In High School I Wanted To Be

The Problem With Me, As Far As Getting Married And Having A Family, Is That My Comedy Is So Important To Me. So I Don't Know If I'll Ever Be As Good A Dad As My Dad.

How Do I Speak Spanish? Not Too Well. Paz Taught Me A Few Words That, If People Weren't Nice To Me, I Could Tell Them A Few Things. I Got To Study With [chef] Thomas Keller, Who We All Love As A Guy And Jim Had A Relationship With Him At [his Restaurant] The French Laundry.

I've Always Had Lots Of Friends And My House Was The House They All Hung Out At.

I Finished A Big Book The Other Day. 421 Pages. That's A Lot Of Coloring When You Think About It.

Sitting In A Room Being Forced To Listen To 'the Chanukah Song' Over And Over." [on His Idea Of Hell]