In High School I Wanted To Be

I'm Not Looking To Get Away From Anything. I Like What I've Done. I Like What I Get To Do And I Enjoy Working With My Friends. I Loved Those Movies, But This Is Incredible.

Alright, Remember, Alcohol Equals Puke Equals Smelly Mess Equals Nobody Likes You.

I Had My Moments Of Being Humiliated, And Then I Had Moments Of Doing Something Humiliating. I'm Glad I Lived Out Both Roles.

I've Always Liked Older Ladies. I'm Comfortable With It. They Seem To Be Nice. They've Seen It All.

Wrap The Turkey Up In Aluminum Foil My Brother Likes To Masturbate With Baby Oil.