Eat Turkey All Night Long, 50 Million

I Go To Sleep Thinking About My Kids Being Spoiled And I Wake Up Thinking About It.

The Canteen Boy, The Reason You Feel Bad For Him And You Can Laugh Is Because He, And I Guess A Lot Of My Characters, They Don't Notice They're Getting Made Fun Of. So They'll Say Something Back That's Not That Great A Quip, But In Their Mind They Won The Argument.

When I Was Kid, Yeah, My Family, My Parents Wanted Me To Marry A Jewish Girl Because That Was What They Taught Their Children, And Thought It Would Be An Easier Life For Me To Raise A Jewish Kid. And I Have A Jewish Wife, I Have A Jewish Kid. They Seem Pretty Happy About It.

I Enjoy Doing All Different Types Of Movies Even Though I Am The Most Comfortable With Comedy.

I Can't Run A Company... I Can't Even Run My Own Life!