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Wrap The Turkey Up In Aluminum Foil My Brother Likes To Masturbate With Baby Oil.

I've Got The Kid. I Feel A Little More Relief That I Don't Have To Just Think About Myself Too Much.

I Choose To Ignore Hell In My Life. When I Was A Little Kid I Asked My Dad "am I Going To Go To Hell?" Because I'd Heard About Hell. And He Said, "nothing You're Gonna Do Will Get You Into Hell." And So I Got To Ignore It.

I Have A Love In My Life. It Makes Me Stronger Than Anything You Can Imagine.

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