Having A Kid Is Great... As Long

Chemistry Can Be A Good And Bad Thing. Chemistry Is Good When You Make Love With It. Chemistry Is Bad When You Make Crack With It.

We Just Bought This House. It's Too Big. It's Like 400,000 Square Feet, Or Something. We Got An Indoor Lake And Ski Slope In The House! It's Just Too Big.

I Finished A Big Book The Other Day. 421 Pages. That's A Lot Of Coloring When You Think About It.

I Never Had A Speech From My Father 'this Is What You Must Do Or Shouldn't Do' But I Just Learned To Be Led By Example. My Father Wasn't Perfect.

Now That I'm A Parent, I Understand Why My Father Was In A Bad Mood A Lot.