In God We Trust; All Others Pay

Some Men Are Baptists, Others Catholics; My Father Was An Oldsmobile Man.

There Are Fewer Things More Thrilling In Life Than Lumpy Letters. That Rattle.

Being A White Sox Fan Meant Measuring Victory In Terms Of Defeat. A 6-5 Defeat Was A Good Day. A Big Rally Was Wally Moses Doubling Down The Right- Field Line.

I Had Been An Eyewitness To A Truly Historic Moment In American Pop Culture.

In All My Years Of New York Cab Riding I Have Yet To Find The Colorful, Philosophical Cabdriver That Keeps Popping Up On The Late Movies.