I Had Woven A Tapestry Of Obscenity

Some Men Are Baptists, Others Catholics; My Father Was An Oldsmobile Man.

The Bumpuses Were So Low Down On The Evolutionary Totem Pole That They Weren't Even Included In Darwin's Famous Family Tree. They Had Inbred And Ingrown And Finally Emerged From The Kentucky Hills Like Some Remnant Of Attila The Hung's Barbarian Horde. Flick Said That They Had Webbed Feet And Only Three Toes. It Might Have Been True.

A Man Today Never Feels So Alive As When He Is Hurtling From One Point To Another On The Azimuth.

Can You Imagine 4,000 Years Passing, And You're Not Even A Memory? Think About It, Friends. It's Not Just A Possibility. It Is A Certainty.

In God We Trust; All Others Pay Cash.