In Every Spoof I Make Real Love

Nothing Is Free. You Got To Pay To Be In Society. First You Start With Homework.

If God Wanted Us To Fly, He Would Have Given Us Tickets.

There's Not Enough Bad Taste! I Love Bad Taste! I Live For Bad Taste! I Am The Spokesman For Bad Taste!

Cat Angels Are The Reason There Are No Mice Angels.

Dom Deluise Was A Big Man In Every Way. He Was Big In Size And Created Big Laughter And Joy.