In Every Spoof I Make Real Love

Tragedy Is What Happens To Me; Comedy Is What Happens To You.

Anybody Can Direct, But There Are Only Eleven Good Writers.

I've Been Taught Ever Since I Was A Kid That Sex Is Filthy And Forbidden, And That's The Way I Think It Should Be. The Filthier And More Forbidden It Is, The More Exciting It Is.

Making A Movie Is Like Making An Ocean Voyage, And The Script Is Your Ship.

When You Come To Germany As A Jew You Have An Uneasy Feeling, But I've Always Felt Okay In Berlin.