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How Can I Believe In God When Just Last Week I Got My Tongue Caught In The Roller Of An Electric Typewriter?
-Woody Allen
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How Can I Believe In God When
Woody Allen
How Can I Believe In God When Just Last Week I Got My Tongue Caught In The Roller Of An Electric Typewriter?
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