I Believe There Is A Direct Correlation

In America, Your Job Determines Your Marks. In Soviet Russia, Marx Determine Your Job!

In Russia, If A Male Athelete Loses He Becomes A Female Athelete.

Russian Men Have A Saying: "women Are Like Buses..." That's It.

We May Have Forgotten How To Feel. Nobody Is Teaching Us How To Live Happily Ever After, As We've Heard In Fairy Tales.

The Reason Gas Prices Are So High Is Because The Oil Is In Texas And Oklahoma And All The Dipsticks Are In Washington.