I Believe There Is A Direct Correlation

I Like American Women. They Do Things Sexually Russian Girls Never Dream Of Doing - Like Showering.

We Have Been Learning Since We Were Children How To Make Money, Buy Things, Build Things. The Whole Education System Is Set Up To Teach Us How To Think, Not To Feel.

In Russia We Only Had Two Tv Channels. Channel One Was Propaganda. Channel Two Consisted Of A Kgb Officer Telling You: Turn Back At Once To Channel One.

I Was A Comedian In Russia, And I Worked On The Cruise Ships There. I Met A Lot Of Americans, And They Were Laughing Even Though I Didn't Speak Their Language.

A Russian Reversal Quote On Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union Article? How Original.