I Believe There Is A Direct Correlation

I Like American Women. They Do Things Sexually Russian Girls Never Dream Of Doing - Like Showering.

In America, You Assassinate President. In Soviet Russia, President Assassinate You!

In Soviet Russia, Party Always Finds You!

The Ad In The Paper Said 'big Sale. Last Week.' Why Advertise? I Already Missed It. They're Just Rubbing It In.

I Found Out That When You Get Married The Man Becomes The Head Of The House. And The Woman Becomes The Neck, And She Turns The Head Any Way She Wants To.